Absolutely 100% Free Massage - for females

Ok, no catch here... if you can use an amazingly relaxing, very soothing, stress reducing, absolutely no cost full-body massage, then please feel free to send me a note at your convenience. You will enjoy the ultimate relaxation my hands can and will provide.

I am not professionally licensed, nor am I certified in the art of therapeutic massage, thus the reason I do not charge, nor will I accept any form of compensation for my services. I am typically available during evenings and weekends, and prefer to come to you (preference given to those on the north side of town).

The extent to which you are clothed/draped is 100% up to you. This service is offered to women only, no men please. I am a 47 year old white male.

(My sincere apologies to the massage professionals from whom Ive heard voicing their displeasure regarding the fact that I do not charge for my services. Given the economic downturn, I am happy to be able to provide this service free of charge, and hope to continue doing so. Im sure the two or three massages I give on average each week will not have a material effect on your business)


Location: Westminster its NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests