Paris wants to be like Barbie? The only thing Paris and Barbie have in common are vaginas that aren't anatomically correct -- Barbie's is smooth and Paris' resembles an old barrel. If Paris is really looking for headline grabbing attention, she doesn't need to be seen in a pink Bentley worth $200K, she needs to be seen in a library. Besides, Paris could never be confused with Barbie. Barbie was with one guy for decades . . . Paris is with one guy per lap dance.
