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Short and sweet:

Female - Fat. Educated. Shy. Ugly. Cute. Guitarist. Not in a band. Vocalist. Not that great of a singer. Short. Brunette. Feels odd using incomplete sentences. Enjoys conversing with "people of the internet." Poor fashion sense. Prefers t-shirts, sweatshirts, and jeans. Wishes Illinois had some mountains. Rides a bicycle for fun. Does not own a car. Loves tea. Prefers beer to wine.

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Male - Types unnecessarily long-winded response to some chicks CL post. Intelligent. Humorous. Likes to ride bikes. Doesnt play video games excessively. Enjoys concerts. Cute. Does not have a unibrow. Makes occasional trips to museums.

Location: Northern Burbia its NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests