Stayed home sick today, can you make me feel better

So, I stayed home sick from work today, its a cold, not swine flu I promise. I dont do well with idle time. So now that Ive drank all the tea I can handle I suppose Ill turn to the internet for some sort of entertainment!
Im 23. I have my masters in social work. I work with kids that have to traumatized. Im a vegetarian. I have 1 cat, 1 dog, and 4 roommates. I love concerts, traveling, running, movies, bowling, and all sorts of other things. I hate drama. I love to try new things, see new places. I have a good sense of humor :)

What Im looking for: Someone who has goals/a job. Out of college. Doesnt live with parents. Lives in the city. Interested in dates, not fwb. Not allergic to pets. Not crazy, I work with crazy kids, I cant take any more crazy. Under 30 Non-smoker (420 ok). Good sense of humor is a plus. Im not a super good cook so if you can cook thatd be awesome! I attached a picture. If you could please do that same thatd be cool :)

Location: Bucktown its NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests