If you are clueless enough to see Eastern Promises, then want a Ru. mobster, then you deserve to have that Natasha shit happen to you. You were just joking, right
If not, then go to Russia and apply for a nanny job in another country: youll meet vory v zkone soon enough.
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Hello there, Hot Russian Men,
This is your friendly neighborhood Italian girl extending her salutation to you, the Hot Russian Men of New York.
I just watched a special on NatGeo about the Russian Mob. Needless to say, this has sparked my curiosity into the hotness and badass-ness of Russian Dudes.
It is now my goal in life to either A.) Date a Russian Mobster or B.) Date someone with a kickass Russian accent.
My friend has suggested to me that I should just stand on a dock with a body bag and see if anyone is gentlemanly enough to help me. I have decided to be more proactive in my quest than that, which leads me to this, my Craigslist posting.
Here are my few requirements:
1. You must be a Russian Mobster, or be into some pretty damn convincing role playing that you are one. If you are the latter, then you must be honest in every regard other than your fake Mobster ways.
2. If you are a mobster, you must be good at what you do. All of that life of crime must not be for naught.
3. If you are a mobster, be open to doing it on a large pile of narcotics. If you are just a pretend mobster, we can just do it on some other powdery substance, like Splenda or something.
Ok, Hot Russian Men of New York. That is all I have to say for now. Feel free to email me with a testament to your badassness.
I must now go watch Eastern Promises.
Do svidaniya!
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