how to avoid being kidnapped

I have some very good news for people that are overweight,myself since im pretty much weight and height
proportionate i wont be able to share in this good news.It was just released a Justice dept study that almost
99.9 percent of overweight people will not be kidnapped ,so if your chunky or got a extra 50-75 or even
a 100 pounds you will not be kidnapped,it was said the more you weigh will decrease your chances.So if
your thinking about stuffing your big ass,by all means EAT i would not want to see you KIDNAPPED, the
study said a lot of factors were involved the trunks of automobiles are not easy to pull up and grab a large
person/then the cost of feeding the overweight victims could possibly be not cost effective depending again
on how large the victim is, and then we come to the health issue they might need medical needs that you cant
provide ,overweight people are fond of those little scooters so they dont have to burn calories and they need
those little oxygen tanks So remember when you see a very large person on their scooter gasping thru the air
tank you feel good knowing they wont be Kidnapped

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