Q: Whats the main problem with Barack Obama jokes
A: His followers dont think theyre funny and everyone else dont
think theyre jokes.
Q: Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment
A: It stands between him and the First.
Q: Whats the difference between Rahm Emanuel and a carp
A: One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish.
Q: Whats the difference between Greta Van Susteren and Barack Obama
A: Greta only talks out of one side of her mouth.
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon
A: A fund raiser.
Q: Whats the difference between Obamas cabinet and a penitentiary
A: Ones full of tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
The other is for prisoners.
Q: Whats the difference between a large pizza and the typical
Obama backer
A: The pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: If Pelosi and Obama were in a boat and it started to sink, who
would be saved
A: America!!
Barack Obama: Hes got what it takes, to take what youve got!
Barack Obamas campaign slogan, "Yes we can" has become, "Yes you will!"
No one wants to see GMs new convertible, the Pelosi, with its top down!
The liberals have asked us to give Obama time.
Would...25 to life be appropriate
Why doesnt Obama pray
Its impossible to read the teleprompter with your eyes closed.
New Barack Channel (NBC)
Another Barack Channel (ABC)
My Seriously New Barack Channel (MSNBC)
Q. What do you call the US after four years of Obama and the
Liberal congress
A. An Obama nation.
Q. Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler
A Hitler wrote his own book.
Q. Whats another difference between Obama and Hitler
A. Hitler got the Olympics to come to his country.
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