Proposition 1- The current 315 law allows one appliance on your front porch. If passed, property renters will be allowed 2, providing one remains an avacodo green refrigerator that hasnt worked in 15 years, minimum.
Proposition 2- The current 315 law allows four non-registered vehicles in your front yard. If passed, this will allow up to SIX non-registered vehicles, however you MUST split them up between your front and back yards. Car parts however may still be used as yard decorations.
Proposition 3- The current 315 law allows for free dental care for two teeth. A recent survey shows that most people only have one, so this law will provide dental care for your only tooth. If passed, it will reduce taxes 30 cents a year (roughly 2-3 cans of Milwaukees Best).
Proposition 4- The current 315 law allows people finishing the sixth grade be guaranteed a job anywhere in New York State as an employee of the Department of Motor Vehicles. If passed, it will be raised to the seventh grade or age 55 which ever happens first.
Proposition 5- The current 315 law states that Christmas lights must be left intact all year round. If passed, the new law will permit the use of them December 25th as well.
Proposition 6- The current 315 law allows police to be called to your mobile home trailer no more than 365 times a year. If passed, this will be limited to one call per day. The only exception will remain knife fights and gunshot wounds, of course.
Proposition 7- The current 315 law states that Welfare checks are sent once a month to your address. If passed, the new law will mandate your checks to be sent directly to your drug dealer.
Proposition 8- The current 315 law states that WHEN you are convicted of a crime, the court will send you directly to the County Country Club where you will be given housing, 3 meals a day, air conditioning, basketball courts, cable TV, recreation areas, exercise gyms and a library to study in to become a lawer for free to sue the state when you get out for your arrest. If this is passed the stupid asses on the outside working 23 hours a day to keep you in there will be required to work 24 hours a day.
Proposition 9- The current 315 law states the word "MOM" be spelled correctly on any and all tattoos. Agencies have been unable to enforce this so this proposition is null and void.
The following has been provided as a guide by: Keep 315 in America. Danny Up-Your-Who, President.
Location: 315er Land (the other side of OZ)
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